DISCLAIMER: It’s all jokes, folks. #Satire at its finest.
If you’re a side chick, you know it and you’re okay with that, you have to respect the rules of the game. You can’t player hate from the sideline or interfere with interactions that affect the main. You just have to wait until you’re called in to make an all-star move. This gets tough on holidays, especially Valentine’s Day where girlfriend no. 2’s are often ejected for the season, but here are a few reminders that’ll help keep you on the roster:
Do not send pictures
No “selfies” or “uses.” He knows what you look like. You don’t need to send pictures of yourself or share pictures of you two. Not through text, not through Facebook, not through Twitter, and especially not through Instagram Direct. DO: Be creative and sub-tweet/post.