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Dude. It’s your birthday.
And to honor you for blessing this world with your presence for the past 29 years, we decided to reflect on all the good you’ve done in the short time you’ve been alive.
Seriously. We love you Michael B. Jordan. And it’s not because you look this good without a shirt:
OK. Maybe it’s because you look that good without a shirt. But in all seriousness, you’ve become an extraordinary young man. Check it out…
This kid [RIP Wallace]:
Turned into this man [hello sexual awakening]:
Whose mere smile:
Are making this world a better place:
That infectious goofiness:
And that one little dimple:
Could probably move mountains [
and legs for that matter]:
He’s a perfect role model:
Yes, MBJ…yes, you are…
You’re teaching us the importance of an active lifestyle:
And you love the kids [be still, my ovaries]:
And who doesn’t like a funny guy:
But you’re also a serious guy. Here you are, pensive:
Here you are, sweating because you’re probably in really deep thought thinking about life [and hopefully, us together forever and ever]:
Here you are, stressed, because you’re human just like us [If Sarah Ramos wants to live, she’ll back TF up]:
And here you are, eating ice cream and making us all feel better about eating our feelings [if only we were that spoon]:
So we thank you, Michael B. Jordan. We thank you for being an amazing actor, a positive force in Hollywood, and for being our imaginary bae:
And for wearing a towel and nothing else in that one scene:
Happy Birthday MBJ, from the ladies of GlobalGrind.
PHOTO SOURCE: Getty, Giphy, Instagram
Michael B. Jordan's Sexiest Pics (PHOTOS)
21 photos Launch gallery
1. Michael was looking mighty fine at the National Board of Review, where he was honored.
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2. Thank God for Ellen. This hottie with a body flaunts the drawers he got from The Ellen Show.
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3. Lord, is he fine!
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4. Cooking for bae.
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5. Because everybody loves a little tongue out during "#ShamelessSelfies"...When it's you.
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6. Off Guards or Nah? Looking fine as he announces his 2013 GQ Man of the Year Award.
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7. Michael B. Jordan and Oprah. Two beautiful people, two beautiful smiles.
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8. Posted at the Dubai Film Festival with his homies.
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9. Throwback Thursday never looked so good.
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10. Too much sexy in one lens. Michael B. Jordan and Zac Efron chillin'.
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11. Even the monkeys on the Today Show go bananas for Michael.
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12. Successful sexy chocolate, what a great combo. Michael B. Jordan and Lupita Nyong'o looking posh posing for the paparazzi.
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13. It's lookin' good on the West Side.
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14. Then and now. Ball is Life.
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15. We should probably cuddle now.
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16. Chilling with the homies. Selfie time!
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17. He woke up like that.
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18. Fresh cut for the ladies.
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19. He makes it look so easy.
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20. I guess we can say "he gets it from his mama."
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21. Up close and personal with those succulent seductive lips.
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