This is just insane. But so BBAGIT award worthy. So this woman decides to steal some christmas cookie dough out of Wal-Mart, but she tried to hide it in her PURSE. Not the purse that you carry on your shoulder, but the one that brings life into the world. The store security noticed that she was acting ODD, when she told her kids to go find their aunt. So the security on duty decided to intervene, and grabbed her and wanted her to give up the goods. They said the lady put up a good fight, but there was a loud pop and the cookie dough ran allllll down her leg. BABY talk about YEAST! She was rushed to the hospital, and is expected to recover. CLICK HERE to get all the deets. HAAAA!!