Stuart Goodall, one of our Facebook friends hits us with a quick and easy guide of “How To Survive Flu Season”:
1.Open the bathroom door, touch the knob: Flu!
2.Walk to the urinal, unzip, handle business: Now your penis has the Flu!
3.Walk to sink (zink for Bmore folks), press soap dispenser: Flu!
4.Turn on the Faucet: Flu!
5.Wash your hands, turn off the Faucet: Reinfected with the Flu!
6.Reach for a paper towel: Dry Flu
6.Press button on Hand Dryer: Spread Flu to both hands and knuckle!s
7.Leave bathroom, touch Flu and Fecal door knob!
Recommendation: Why fight it? Just get the flu, enjoy the days off, watch some Netflix, Scandal or Downtown Abbey.