Chileeeeeee. A Louisiana woman is not only in the slammer not only for punching and scratching her boyfriend in the face after a dispute at their home. But while she was in cuffs headed to central booking, she tried to change her tune because she has a good job. In the back of the paddy wagon mother tried her best to bribe the arresting officers by offering to them oral sex. It doesn’t stop there. She told the officers’ “If you won’t take me to jail, I’ll get on my knees right now. Officer I will even lick…” mannnnnn click this link to see what else she would eat like groceries. This whole story has “THIS TOO MUCH” written all over it.
Needless to say, her bribe did NOT work and she was taken to the Ouachita Correctional Center where she posted bail. I can’t even begin to deal with this.