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We closed out Labor Day with the top signs that you are at a black cookout:

  • Women have on heels and club dresses
  • Your cousins first wife is at the cookout eventhough your cousin is there with his new wife because no one really likes the new wife
  • Frankie Beverly is playing
  • It starts late and when you finally get there none of the food is ready
  • More drinks than food
  • People are making take home plates before everyone gets something to eat
  • Off-brand sodas
  • People bring special food or expensive meat and want to place it on the grill and not give you any
  • They hide the ribs and crabs until after everyone has already had a plate or certain people have left
  • There is always an uncle that everyone keeps the kids away from, but nobody ever really knows …why
  • Grilling out front and selling plates to neighbors
  • People show up uninvited and bring five other uninvited people with them
  • The “good” food is in the house and only “certain” people are told that it exists
  • The drunk uncle in the dirty tee and no teeth is working the grill
  • There is one white person there that no one is sure who they are but no one wants to be rude and ask
  • There are three bowls of potato salad, but you really only want to eat one and everyone is asking “who made this?”
  • A car is playing 92Q with the doors/trunk open … saving on a DJ

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