Okay, this is definitely my LMFAO of the Day:
Minnesota Vikings runningback Caleb King, who is easily 210 lbs, beat the crap out of 22-year-old Andrew Hayek who weighs 130 lbs soaking wet. Why? Because the kid called him Eddie Murphy. The funny thing is, Caleb actually looks like Eddie!
Hayek made the joke and Caleb followed him to his car and punched him in his face so hard that he blew out his nasal cavity. Hayek scrambled into his car and called 911, but Caleb was not done yet. He breaks into the car and throws Hayek to the ground head first. He beat Hayek until he fractured his skull. Party-goers refused to call police for help, possibly afraid that Caleb would retaliate against them as well.
Unfortunately, Hayek may suffer brain damage. 92Q.com will keep you posted on this story as it develops.