And in the “You Can’t Take Us Anywhere” award goes to…
C’mon, Hov, there is a time and place for everything, but pouring D’usse cognac into your Grammy at the Grammys is just… Whether Jay-Z thought he was being funny, but I think his behavior was real coonish! You’re only at what is music’s biggest night. Oh, okay, time to show out!
I thought we were past carrying cognac and other liquors to award shows, especially thanks to Kanye at the 2009 VMAs. Maybe I should count my blessings, and thank sweet baby Jesus that he at least had a glass most of the time instead of drinking it straight from the bottle or his Grammy (-_-).
Let’s not stop there, though. Here are other objects Jay-Z can pour his ‘yac into.
A pair of Jordans
I mean, at this point, why not?
The pocket from his favorite skinny jeans
Remember when he said he couldn’t wear skinny jeans? Well, clearly he changed his mind, and luckily for him those pockets look big enough to take a shot of the finest cognac he has to offer.
Prince’s Fountain of Youth
Okay, so we can all sip from this. And carry his cane too if we wanted.
(Photo via Twitpic)
Blue Ivy’s Sippy Cup
Super spill-proof, her sippy cup would have been the perfect accessory for his inappropriate toasts.
Obama’s Official Mug
Because they’re cool like that.
