Church Announcements

Bernice Jenkins announces that sundress season has been canceled. While this might disappoint some people, she’s very pleased with the decision. She explains what she saw while she was in line at McDonalds that contributes to her happiness about the cancellation of sundress season. Listen to the audio player to hear her explain more in […]

Bernice Jenkins has an announcement about some new regulations for the baptizing of children who are overweight. There have been problems in the past, but these new rules should make the baptismal experience better for everyone involved. Listen to the audio player to hear more details in these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the […]

During her church announcements, Bernice Jenkins mentioned Gary With Da Tea’s age. But do you believe her? Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Listen to the audio up top to her Bernice Jenkins’ hilarious church announcements, and listen to them live on “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” weekdays from 6-10 am EST.

While Bernice Jenkins was giving her church announcements, she couldn’t resist the urge to nod off a little bit. Listen to the audio player to hear her work through the announcements, and hear whats making her go to sleep, in this exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and […]

Before Bernice Jenkins can proceed with her church announcements, she has to get her feelings about Gary With Da Tea and his new line of thongs off of her chest. She’s having trouble understanding Gary’s need to put out a line of thongs. Listen to the audio player to hear what she had to say about it all […]

Bernice Jenkins has important information that all of the members of the little people’s choir need to hear about their group photo. Listen to the audio player to hear what she had to say in this exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and listen LIVE weekdays from […]

Bernice Jenkins has amazing news about a blessing the Lord bestowed upon a church member who is missing an arm. Listen to the audio player to…

Bernice Jenkins has an announcement to make, but first, she reminds us to appreciate the little things with a list of her blessings. Listen to the audio…

Bernice Jenkins has an exciting news! Congratulations are in order for a church member who landed an amazing modeling opportunity that is sure to make the…

Bernice Jenkins has some news about the Pope’s visit and all the menu items being cooked up for his arrival! Click on the audio player to…

Bernice Jenkins said in light of the beef between Drake and Meek Mill, senior Pastor wants to remind all members he’s still beefing with a reverend…

We know you’ve heard about Audrey’s daughter Porkchop’s stolen stroller. Well, Bernice Jenkins has some important Church Announcements about it. Listen to the audio player to hear Audrey’s hilarious…