Levels: James Harden’s Many Beard Stages was originally published on globalgrind.com
1. High School James. No beard.
					2. Young, fresh-faced college kid.
					3. Barely-there beard.
					4. 5 o’clock shadow.
					5. Incoming scruff.
					6. Bearded man.
					7. Full grown follicles.
					8. Jet black and bushy.
					9. Distinguished?
					10. Beast mode beard.
					11. Rebellious bristles.
					12. Epic overgrown beard.
					