Your father aint got no arms or legs, they put him on a wall. And guess what they call him??
… ART!
HA HA HA,
They put him in front of a door. And guess what they call him?
… MAT!
HA HA HA
They put him on a side of a hill, guess what they call him?
… Cliff!
HA HA HA!!!
Sincerely,
Porkchop ~ Willy Wam Wam Wozzle!