It’s Mother’s Day and what best way to celebrate YO MAMA? How about a YO MAMA contest!!!
Here we go!!!
your mum is so fat when she stands on the rainbow she makes skittles r mama’s so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn’t take it.
Your mother’s hair so short, she couldn’t get finger waves, she got finger prints!
Your mother is so cross-eyed, the tears roll down her back . . .
You say what?
