What is the oddest gift a lover has ever given you?
- Lingerie before we were even sleeping together
- A vacuum cleaner that cleaned the floor on its own
- Sneakers when all I wear is heels
- A reverse strip show … she was fully dressed at the end and naked at the beginning
- A set of pens
- A wall sized world map
- A license plate wrap
- A great body paint job on her that I could not touch because she didn’t want to mess it up
