If your mother is like Frankie (Keyshia Cole’s mother) , Anita, (Toya’s mother) or Nancy Jones (Jim Jones’ mother), I got Ghetto Gift List for Your Ghetto Ass Mother on Mother’s Day: No diss to the ghetto ass mother’s out there!
- Crown Royal bag filled with here FAVORITE spices
- Gift certificate to Royal Carry-out or Hip Hop Chicken
- 2 bags of Yacky hair weave
- Black eyeliner that she can use for lip liner
- Free pass to see the strippers at Club Choices
- Mother’s Day basket filled with hand picked dandelions (from your neighbors front yard), Ranch Sunflower Seeds and a bottle Red Hot Sauce…put that sh* on everything!
- Month supply of flavored black & mild’s (the wine’s the best)
- And a hand written greeting card your ex-cellmate from prison drew for her!
Happy Mother’s Day!
